Dumb Lego Hobbit things that make me stupid happy: Thorin and Bilbo hugging and dancing.
THE CREATORS DID THIS ON PURPOSE DIDN’T THEY?
Again, this is a headcanon that turned into fic. Full disclosure: this is based on a true story of me and hubby. Not betaed and unashamedly fluffballs.
Kissing a Fool
“The ligature marks around her neck, particularly the anterior region, along with a pooling of the blood in the lower extremities, but not the posterior, suggest a hanging. There appeared to be little struggle –“
She’s so beautiful and she doesn’t know it.
“Forensics found no trace of the rope fibers under her fingernails, which would indicate a sure sign of duress. I would say it’s a suicide, and I’m sure Sherlock would tell you the same if he weren’t so tied up with, well, Jim.”
The mention of Moriarty (or at least his shadow) shook Lestrade from his admiring stupor. God, it was like she was a different person when Sherlock wasn’t there. No, that wasn’t correct. She seemed different because he got her all to himself. He’d been absent for most of the verbal reports Molly made so there wasn’t much for comparison. Too boring, too tedious for Holmes, perhaps, but for Greg? It was a part and parcel of the work, and having Miss Hooper be so efficient, so almost Sherlockian in the way she wrapped the case up, made the dead feel so much more ‘alive’ than it should’ve been.
“Do you have the paperwork?” Greg asked tentatively. Normally, he wouldn’t prod. An obvious suicide (very unlike the one they’d lived with for three years – outside of Molly, who had known the truth, had planned for the fakery – which Greg would never ask about, as keen as he was to know, mostly because by God, she was brilliant for holding such a secret for so long, how she must’ve suffered) wouldn’t require such expediency, but there was something about how nervous she’d seemed when he’d entered just now. She was professional, very focused. But he’d caught her off-guard and the detecting aspect was itching to know what and why.
“It’s in my office?” She jerked her thumb in a random direction of where he knew not. “I can go get it for you. It’s more than three-quarters of the way done?”
“That’s fine,” Greg pulled on that winsome smile, hoping that it rivaled Sherlock’s for more than the second he needed to convince her to go and come back with the report.
She startled a bit; smiled tentatively, the corners of her perfect mouth quivering just slightly. And for a second, Greg’s heart leapt.
“I-I’ll go retrieve it, finish it quickly. Won’t take but a moment.”
* * *
It really had been only a moment, but it saved Greg from doing something that was ethically against his good nature, so he was doubly glad at her speed. What he’d wanted to do was to take just a small peek at her computer desktop. Molly’d seemed especially intent on hiding what was on it, moving it ever so slightly whenever he was in sightline of it so that it only faced away from him.
So while she was gone, all he caught was that her screensaver was composed of a high-resolution photograph, big as life, of George Michael.
oh, i want this! 😍
Oops! I feel loved!:D
comic strip from internet
Look can kill !!!
Someone make a gif of his eyes getting closer all dramatic like!!
(@ The Batcave.)
Good thing you’re sharing, right? :P
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Same thing applies to the Forest of Fangorn fucking up Isengard’s day.
Seriously Macbeth’s little prophecy loophole was bullshit you go Tolkien
"Landscape with Figures on a Stile"
DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe?
Snuff Out the Light | The Emperor’s New Groove
Deleted song for Yzma whose original villainous plan was to blot out the sun for making her age and destroying her beauty. Once the storyboards decided that Yzma should attempt to take over the empire instead, this song got cut.